Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Author: katieforsythe
Pairing: Holmes x Watson


Some Further Notes on the Roylott Matter (Non LJ link.)


I quite love all of this author's Sherlock Holmes stories I have read so far! "Some Further Notes..." is the first one I read by her and therefore hold a special place. Plus Holmes is a bit cute in this one, without being out of character.

If you like this one, I recommend her other stories.

EDIT: Tracked down the story on LJ, too. Some Further Notes on the Roylott Matter, Part 1 & Some Further Notes on the Roylott Matter, Part 2

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Author: iibnf
Pairing: Rodney x John


The Birds and the Bees and the Bats and the Robots


This was one of the first SGA fanfics I read back when I'd only seen about a couple of episodes. Delightfully funny and I always think of this fic when I see someone doing The Robot.

...if I haven't gone to bed yet it's still Friday for me!

Fandom: Star Wars
Author: Louis Krambel
Pairing: Various. (Contains het and slash)


Forbidden Jedi Lust

I was going to post a Watchmen fanfic I read a little while ago, but I think the writer may have taken it down.

Instead please have this hilarious crack fic!

Fandom: Big Wolf on Campus
Author: anenko_fic, Northlight
Pairing: Merton x Tommy


In Dreams

Tommy deals with the Monster of the Week, The Subtextualist!



EDIT: changed fic link to Northlight's fanfic LJ instead of Ficwad.com

So for a couple of days I've been getting virus/phishing warnings on a couple of Facebook applications. That's been cleared up, but just now when I went the Fanfiction.net I got another warning! Okay ads, who's the douche who keeps messing it up??

One of my friends had this up on Facebook awhile ago and every now and then I like to watch it because it is quite clearly awesome.

Fandom: Red Dwarf
Author: Lady-Mango
Pairing: Lister x Rimmer
Warnings: Molestation


And then I’m going to have you

Set alternate ending to Angels and Demons (Series 5), the episode where there is two Red Dwarfs; one with all the good traits and the other all the bad. When the crew (along with the "High Dwarfers" crew) go to the Low Red Dwarf the Low Rimmer Holo Whips Lister and then proceeds to tell him that he is going to "lash you to within an inch of your life, and then... I‘m going to have you.”

Basically this story alternates from the show there into this storyline. I do have a few criticisms but the simple fact is I found this fanfic earlier in the week and have gone back and read it every single day.

The story does have some molestation in it, but it is a happy ending.

Fandom: House
Author: fourleggedfish
Pairing: House x Wilson


Try Something

House and Wilson fool around some, experiment with some Submission & Domination (with Wilson being the Dom) until Wilson goes a bit too far. (This story does not include non-con)Basically involves them trying to trust each other and find the right balance. And the hawt smexings.

I don't think my description does the story much justice. I quite like it and other fanfic by this author.

In fact I recommend if you like this fic checking out her Fanfiction.net page for more great stories.

(a.k.a. Kevin Murphy from MST3K.) I love Kevin Murphy's singing. I enjoy the whole CD, which also includeds Michael J. Nelson and Bill Corbett.

Fandom: Smallville
Author: seperis
Pairing: Clark / Lex


Three Impossible Things

A couple of months ago Michael Zombie Guy was was rewatching season 1 of Smallville. So of course I went out looking for some slash. One of the sites I was on recommended this story, although the link they had posted was dead, I managed to track it down. It's a FutureFic!, although not so future now because Clark is done school and living in Metropolis (I think? I haven't seen the new episodes.)

I really liked it, liked Clark being the agressor in the relationship without Lex being all submissive or there being Kryptonite or Wacky Alien Hormones. A very good read!

So I know I said I'd be posting fanfic recommendations on Fridays, however I'm horrible about doing stuff on time. I think when you have no life and work shift work, days of the week become jumbled. At least it's that way with me...

Fandom: M*A*S*H
Author: Meredith Bronwen Mallory
Pairing: Hawkeye/ BJ

Just As Fatal

A post-ep for the C*A*V*E episode, where we learn Hawkeye is claustrophobic. A beautiful writing style, this is probably my favorite M*A*S*H fic I've read.

Vanilla666 is now Vesme!!

Got a name change token; I still have all the same friends and groups and they should all still have me. Simply the username has changed. I'm quite happy to have done so as I pretty much stopped using the Vanilla666 about 5 years ago. So Woot!

I thought about getting some more icon space, but at this point I don't think I use LJ enough to warrant that. We'll see how I do. As it is I may get by just changing some of my old icons...

Anyways woot, new username! I'm pretty excited about that!!

Hello! So yes, it's been awhile. I do tend to lurk on here a bit, so it's not like I've come back after half a year of anything. (Not this time...)

So, probably in the next couple of days I will be changing my username. I have to pick up one of those prepaid credit cards so I can buy the token, but I've finally settled on what I'd like my username to be. So when I do change it I'll have a big all caps post so you'll know I've who I am.

Also, I was figuring I'm going to start posting a fanfic recommendation on Fridays. I actually meant to do this about 3 weeks ago but kept forgetting to do it. But I remembered this week, Yay!

I figured this way I could share some lovely stories (mostly slash). I'm in a couple of fandoms that aren't as well know, so this also may recruit some fans!

Today's recommendation is one of those smaller fandoms. Remember Mystery Science Theater 3000? If you do, oh man isn't it awesome? If you don't know what Mystery Science Theater 3000 {MST3K} is, you need to YouTube or Google Video it right now!

Anyways, mith_maulin wrote a wonderful series, Experiment #209: An Unusual Satellite Tale. If you have any interest in MST3K slash, go check it out. It's a great, funny, entertaining unresolved sexual tension fic, with a fallow up with some actual smexing ;)

Fandom: Mystery Science Theater 3000
Author: mith_maulin
Pairing: Mike/ Joel


Phase the First: The Temp and the Gizmocrat
Phase the Second: The Boy in Gold Boots
Phase the Third: Space Station Brokeback-G
Interlude: Fork and Spoon
Phase the Fourth: Banana Dangler
CONCLUSILOGUE: Conclusilogue
CIRREPEDIA SOUP: Nine Hours on the Satellite of Love


If you enjoy this story you may want to check out more MST3K stories over at mst3kslash...

Blarg! I live! So yeah, I moved at the end of April and was only expecting to be internetless for a week or so. Not so much.

I really don't have much to say right now, since it's 3:30 am and I'd like to go to sleep. But yeah for internets and Livejournal friends.

Sleep.

So, I had this up on my Facebook account, but I still have some unanswered ones, so I thought I'd copy and paste it over here and see if any of you folks could get them :)

Also, if the person who answered has a LJ account I linked them. However, most of these peole don't really use LJ anymore. It just felt weird not to link them...

(Stolen from Adam)
-Pick your favorite movies.
-Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
-Post them here for everyone to guess.
-Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
No Googling/using IMDb search functions! DON'T CHEAT



1. Character 1: "That's what we're trying to find out! We're trying to find out who killed him and where and with what!"
Character 2: "There's no need to shout".
Character 1: "I'm not shouting! Alright I am. I'm shouting, I'm shouting, I'm shou-" Clue, sarah_krysteen.

2. "I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge. " Grindhouse: Planet Terror, Adam.

3. Character 1: "Hold it! I want this man arrested! Captain, these men are in criminal violation of the Environmental Protection Act! And this explosion is a direct result of it!"
Character 2: "YOUR MOTHER!" Ghostbusters, supremeoverlord.

4. "Fuck no you're not better. You're in such shit shape it's stunning. I can't belive your hearts still beating. Shit should be in a fucking medical journal." Crank, sarah_krysteen.

5. Character 1: "What the hell do you call that?
Character 2: "I call it blood, detective. I suppose you'll write it up as 'graffiti'" The Crow, supremeoverlord.

6. "I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is. "

7. "I was busy pushing bodies around as you well know and what would a note say, Dan? 'Cat dead, details later?'" Re-Animator, dark_calvert.

8. "Well, hello to you, too. And need I remind you, I am naked in the snow. I can't feel any of my extremities. And I mean... any of them. " League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, sarah_krysteen.

9. "We could have a life we two, maybe not like you remember. Maybe not like I imagined. But we could get by." Sweeney Todd, sarah_krysteen.

10. "Bastards, you bastards! We got 'em, didn't we? We got this, man! We got this by the ass!" Dawn of the Dead (1978), sarah_krysteen.

11. "You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand." The Dark Knight, Adam.

12. "Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did." Team America: World Police, Adam.

13. "Well, there was the bit that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey then I said 'play time's over' and I hit him in the head with the peace lily." Hot Fuzz, absolute_soup.

14. "You're supposed to be setting a good example, now will you get back to your coffin immediately!"

15. "Are you crazy lady? This is our home, and no damn spiders are gonna run us out!" Kingdom of Spiders, discotits.

16. "If one good deed in all my life I did, I do repent it from my very soul." Titus, sarah_krysteen.

17. "Maybe I'm dreaming. My eyes are open, which means maybe I'm awake dreaming that I'm asleep. Or, or more likely, I'm asleep dreaming that I'm awake wondering if I'm dreaming."

18. "Lady, I was going to cut you some slack because you're a major mythological figure - but that? That's crazy talk. Now leave me alone!"

19. "Magic horn is mine, mine, mine! Now all creatures will love the night, and worship goblins as divine." Legend, supremeoverlord.

20. "Look at this floor. Do you call that clean? Do you?" Mommie Dearest, discotits.

1.

Pretty much as soon as I get home I change into pajamas' or "Lazy Clothes," which are clothes that I would only wear around the house.


2.


HERCULE POIROT!!!!!

From the Agatha Christie books. They've also been made into movies and TV shows and anime.

David Suchet plays Poirot in the British television drama Agatha Christie's Poirot, which has been running since 1989.

I found these on a random wordpad file on my computer, so I'll just go ahead and post these...

Haiku2 for vanilla666
even cbc doesn't really come in seen we were dead and had to
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Haiku2 for vanilla666
perhaps i should here back from them they told me that the kitties can eat oh
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"Rodney was giving him a faintly suspicious look. "This had better not be the part where you tell me you want to pee on me," he said seriously.

John rolled his eyes, but somehow his left hand had started rubbing little circles against the soft skin of Rodney's belly. "I don't want to pee on you, Rodney," he sighed.

"Well, I don't want to pee on you, either," Rodney asserted definitively, his tone seeming to indicate that the conversation was over."

Indelible by shaenie


A wonderful fanfic. That is the only part involving talk of peeing on each other, just incase that might make it more or less likely that you'll read it. Quite long, but a lovely read.

From episode #616.